Post by Shizuo Heiwajima on Nov 19, 2011 14:37:28 GMT -5
“Okay Kasuka, here’s the down low, okay?” One of the executive producers said as he rested his elbows against the mahogany table, looking across towards the young actor with a stern expression, which swiftly lit up into a smile “The people loved it! Kasuka! They loved you, they loved Urbadelphia, they loved its people they loved the entire show, really they did!” Kasuka sat there with his poker face still on, inwardly he was happy about the news but his expressions never showed it. His executive producer went on regardless “As such, we want you to go back to Urbadelphia and we want you to host a little televised contest for us, m’kay?” Kasuka shrugged “Sure… What’s the contest..?”
*Crackling static as TV turns on*
“Hello America! And welcome to Urbadelphia – The Personality Contest! I’m your host, Kasuka Heiwajima and this is… Urbadelphia and it’s people!” the camera zoomed out away from Kasuka’s face to show hordes of his fans stood behind him on the Main Street of Urbadelphia, this time around, the documentary had been well advertised and the people of the city knew he was coming. The majority were hungry for fame and fortune and hoped that this TV show could give it to them. “We’re going to show you the auditions of our finalists and then let you! The people of Urbadelphia, decide who will be crowned ‘Greatest personality in Urbadelphia’!” The crowds behind him went wild as he grinned towards the camera “Now! Let’s get on with the show! Our first clip comes from one particular young man who you saw in our last show, Neku Sakuraba!” the crowds went wild as a picture of Neku appeared on a massive screen behind Kasuka before cutting to the video of Neku’s audition.
*Crackling Static*
“So Neku, you entered this contest and according to your application form here, you consider yourself to be ‘The glue that holds the people of this city together’ you still stand by that statement right now?” Kasuka asked off screen “Yeah!” Neku proclaimed “Without me this city would probably be in ruins, I mean, I know that I have a huge responsibility here and I’d happily give it to someone else but quite frankly? There’s only ever one guy right for the job at the end of the day…” Off screen you could hear Kasuka give a ‘Mhmm’ in agreement before moving on to the next statement “According to this, you also consider yourself a bit of a ladies man… Am I right?” Neku’s face dropped “Okay. I go back to what I said in the last show, turn the damn camera off” he said as his cheeks suddenly turned bright red, he reached out for the camera despite Kasuka’s protests
*Crackling Static*
The camera panned down from the now black screen onto Kasuka who was smiling, now on a stage “Well, there you have it folks, there’s contestant number one! Neku Sakuraba!” the camera panned to the left to show Neku sat on a chair in a huff, with his arms crossed “Now let’s move onto contestant number two! Riku Nomura!” The camera panned back up to the screen, now displaying a picture of Riku.
*Crackling Static*
“Hey there, Riku! So, word is that you’re new in town huh?” Riku scratched the back of his head and nodded “Yeah, yeah I am…” Kasuka could be heard agreeing with an ‘ahuh’ before continuing “You’re good friends with Sora Shimomura apparently, am I right?” Riku smiled “Yeah! I’ve known Sora for a while now, we didn’t get on so well when we were younger but what can I say? That bonehead’s growing on me!” His grin widened “Yeah, I really look up to him… I guess in a way, since I moved here he’s become an idol of mine!” Kasuka moved on to the next statement “Apart from Sora, you claim to be a friendly guy who’s really approachable and easy to get along with but you can be a bit distant at first, that true?” Riku frowned “I suppose it is… But like it says there, I’m an okay guy when you break past the moody silver-haired stereotypical emo thing…”
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka smiled as Riku sat down on a chair next to Neku “There’s our second contestant Riku Nomura!” the crowd cheered as Riku and Neku silently spoke to one another over the crowd, Kasuka meanwhile turned back to the camera “Now it’s time for out third contestant, Namine LeBeau!” the camera once again panned up to the screen, now showing Namine’s picture.
*Crackling Static*
A squealing sound could be heard coming from Namine as she held her fists in front of her face, bouncing up and down “You’re Kasuka Heiwajima aren’t you?!” she squealed looking off shot to where Kasuka was sat “Oh my god… Oh my god… ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I love you! I’ve seen almost all of your films since you last came to Urbadelphia and you’re just such a good actor!” Kasuka chuckled “Well uh… Thank you, sh-shall we get to the… uh… application here?” Namine continued her rant “Oh my god, I need a hug, can I have a hug?” Kasuka gave a nervous laugh “Well, you see, we’re on a schedule so…” Namine stood up, her upper body being cut out of the shot “Just one hug! Please?!” she walked off shot and a few yelps and screams could be heard before the video footage shut off.
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka looked shifty “And uh… There’s contestant number three… Um… Namine… LeBeau” she was sat next to Riku, smiling and waving at Kasuka much to the glares of Neku whom she seemed to completely ignore. Kasuka concentrated on the matter at hand "And now!" he said enthusiastically "Contestant number five..." he let out a shudder "Jack of Blades..." The camera panned up to the screen to show the image of the teen with the mismatched eyes.
*Crackling Static*
"So! You're Jack of Blades! Is that correct" Kasuka asked "That is correct..." Jack replied like ice "Say..." Kasuka muttered "Haven't I seen you before?" Jack smiled, the ultimate form of creepy "Yes..." he said calmly "We have me before..." a red mist started to form around him whilst Kasuka tried to figure out where they had met "You were in the last show weren't you? But where abouts..." Kasuka seemed oblivious to the mist which took up the bottom half of the shot "That's right!" Kasuka yelled "We saw you... In... The alley..." it dawned on him who he was "And your application just says 'The Void' repeatedly..." Jacks smile widened, now showing his teeth. Footsteps could be heard as Kasuka fled the room, leaving Jack behind with the camera. The demon stood up and simply batted the camera aside before walking towards the exit. He started to sing as he left "Blood is falling, all around me, children slaying, killing nuns, it's the season, blood and misunderstanding..." he paused and looked at the camera "Merry... Jackmas... Everyone..." with that he left.
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka grimaced as Jack walked on stage and say next to Namine. "How did this creep even get into the finals..?" he moaned before shaking it off "Anyways!" he said "Time for contestant number five! Seifer!" Jacks grin widened as the camera panned up to the screen to show an image of the Scarves leader.
*Crackling Static
Sefer looked around confused "Hey! Why have I been called here? What's the big idea?!" he looked around again before Kasuka tried to calm him down "You're on Urbadelphia - The Personality Contest, someone put your profile through and we thought it was worth checking" Seifer frowned "Who put my profile through?!" he demanded "Someone called... Sedalb Fo Kcaj... God knows what that means..." Seifer nodded in agreement "Must be some impossible to crack, super secret codename, anyways, what does it say about me?" Kasuka took a breath "My name is Seifer. I cried at Toy Story 3 as well as whenever I see rainbows or baby kittens, they're just so cute and I hate the fact I can't hug them all. Jack of blades, no wait, Sedalb Fo Kcaj is my superior in every way. I also still have a unicorn teddy called Mr Schnookums" Seifer stood up and growled "That's all lies! Especially the unicorn part! I gave up Mr Schnookums three days ago! Whoever this Sedalb guy is? I'm gonna' destroy him!"
*Crackling Static*
"Well everyone, here he is! Contestant number five! Seifer!" Seifer sat on his chair next to Jack and leaned in close to his enemy "Hey listen" he said "I know we're supposed to be fulfilling the site stereotype and be trying to kill each other, but there's this guy called Sedalb Fo Kcaj and he's been spreading slander about me, and I want your help taking him down!" Jack roared in laughter "My... You are an idiot..." he muttered as Kasuka continued. “Well, we’re onto our final contestant, contestant number six guys, a nice enough fellow called Hei!” The camera panned up to the screen, showing the black haired Hei.
*Crackling Static*
Hei was sat down opposite the camera with a bland expression on his face “Hey there Hei!” Kasuka said, but Hei simply did not respond whilst Kasuka laughed at his own word play “So… um… Let’s get down to the application shall we?” Once again, Hei didn’t respond. He just sat there with a bland expression, looking across at Kasuka. The young actor was clearly growing frustrated “So that’s the personality you think is going to win it? The ‘strong and silent type’? Hei’s response was to simply pull out a white mask, place it over his face, and then walk from the room. The sound of Kasuka simply face palming could be heard off camera.
*Crackling Static*
Hei was sat on the other side of Seifer, who was still trying to bring Jack on board for taking down Sedalb, still wearing his mask and still not speaking. Kasuka gritted his teeth, debating whether or not he’d have to kill himself if Jack or Hei won. Probably not. “Well folks!” he said, pulling a smile “There you have it! Our six finalists! Now it’s down to you, the people of Urbadelphia to decide who you think is the best personality in the city! The only rules are that if you’re a crazy schizophrenic who’ has more than one character, then please, only vote with one of your mentalities. Preferably the sanest! Good night folks! We’ll award the prize to the winner next week!”
*Crackling Static as TV turns off*
*Crackling static as TV turns on*
“Hello America! And welcome to Urbadelphia – The Personality Contest! I’m your host, Kasuka Heiwajima and this is… Urbadelphia and it’s people!” the camera zoomed out away from Kasuka’s face to show hordes of his fans stood behind him on the Main Street of Urbadelphia, this time around, the documentary had been well advertised and the people of the city knew he was coming. The majority were hungry for fame and fortune and hoped that this TV show could give it to them. “We’re going to show you the auditions of our finalists and then let you! The people of Urbadelphia, decide who will be crowned ‘Greatest personality in Urbadelphia’!” The crowds behind him went wild as he grinned towards the camera “Now! Let’s get on with the show! Our first clip comes from one particular young man who you saw in our last show, Neku Sakuraba!” the crowds went wild as a picture of Neku appeared on a massive screen behind Kasuka before cutting to the video of Neku’s audition.
*Crackling Static*
“So Neku, you entered this contest and according to your application form here, you consider yourself to be ‘The glue that holds the people of this city together’ you still stand by that statement right now?” Kasuka asked off screen “Yeah!” Neku proclaimed “Without me this city would probably be in ruins, I mean, I know that I have a huge responsibility here and I’d happily give it to someone else but quite frankly? There’s only ever one guy right for the job at the end of the day…” Off screen you could hear Kasuka give a ‘Mhmm’ in agreement before moving on to the next statement “According to this, you also consider yourself a bit of a ladies man… Am I right?” Neku’s face dropped “Okay. I go back to what I said in the last show, turn the damn camera off” he said as his cheeks suddenly turned bright red, he reached out for the camera despite Kasuka’s protests
*Crackling Static*
The camera panned down from the now black screen onto Kasuka who was smiling, now on a stage “Well, there you have it folks, there’s contestant number one! Neku Sakuraba!” the camera panned to the left to show Neku sat on a chair in a huff, with his arms crossed “Now let’s move onto contestant number two! Riku Nomura!” The camera panned back up to the screen, now displaying a picture of Riku.
*Crackling Static*
“Hey there, Riku! So, word is that you’re new in town huh?” Riku scratched the back of his head and nodded “Yeah, yeah I am…” Kasuka could be heard agreeing with an ‘ahuh’ before continuing “You’re good friends with Sora Shimomura apparently, am I right?” Riku smiled “Yeah! I’ve known Sora for a while now, we didn’t get on so well when we were younger but what can I say? That bonehead’s growing on me!” His grin widened “Yeah, I really look up to him… I guess in a way, since I moved here he’s become an idol of mine!” Kasuka moved on to the next statement “Apart from Sora, you claim to be a friendly guy who’s really approachable and easy to get along with but you can be a bit distant at first, that true?” Riku frowned “I suppose it is… But like it says there, I’m an okay guy when you break past the moody silver-haired stereotypical emo thing…”
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka smiled as Riku sat down on a chair next to Neku “There’s our second contestant Riku Nomura!” the crowd cheered as Riku and Neku silently spoke to one another over the crowd, Kasuka meanwhile turned back to the camera “Now it’s time for out third contestant, Namine LeBeau!” the camera once again panned up to the screen, now showing Namine’s picture.
*Crackling Static*
A squealing sound could be heard coming from Namine as she held her fists in front of her face, bouncing up and down “You’re Kasuka Heiwajima aren’t you?!” she squealed looking off shot to where Kasuka was sat “Oh my god… Oh my god… ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I love you! I’ve seen almost all of your films since you last came to Urbadelphia and you’re just such a good actor!” Kasuka chuckled “Well uh… Thank you, sh-shall we get to the… uh… application here?” Namine continued her rant “Oh my god, I need a hug, can I have a hug?” Kasuka gave a nervous laugh “Well, you see, we’re on a schedule so…” Namine stood up, her upper body being cut out of the shot “Just one hug! Please?!” she walked off shot and a few yelps and screams could be heard before the video footage shut off.
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka looked shifty “And uh… There’s contestant number three… Um… Namine… LeBeau” she was sat next to Riku, smiling and waving at Kasuka much to the glares of Neku whom she seemed to completely ignore. Kasuka concentrated on the matter at hand "And now!" he said enthusiastically "Contestant number five..." he let out a shudder "Jack of Blades..." The camera panned up to the screen to show the image of the teen with the mismatched eyes.
*Crackling Static*
"So! You're Jack of Blades! Is that correct" Kasuka asked "That is correct..." Jack replied like ice "Say..." Kasuka muttered "Haven't I seen you before?" Jack smiled, the ultimate form of creepy "Yes..." he said calmly "We have me before..." a red mist started to form around him whilst Kasuka tried to figure out where they had met "You were in the last show weren't you? But where abouts..." Kasuka seemed oblivious to the mist which took up the bottom half of the shot "That's right!" Kasuka yelled "We saw you... In... The alley..." it dawned on him who he was "And your application just says 'The Void' repeatedly..." Jacks smile widened, now showing his teeth. Footsteps could be heard as Kasuka fled the room, leaving Jack behind with the camera. The demon stood up and simply batted the camera aside before walking towards the exit. He started to sing as he left "Blood is falling, all around me, children slaying, killing nuns, it's the season, blood and misunderstanding..." he paused and looked at the camera "Merry... Jackmas... Everyone..." with that he left.
*Crackling Static*
Kasuka grimaced as Jack walked on stage and say next to Namine. "How did this creep even get into the finals..?" he moaned before shaking it off "Anyways!" he said "Time for contestant number five! Seifer!" Jacks grin widened as the camera panned up to the screen to show an image of the Scarves leader.
*Crackling Static
Sefer looked around confused "Hey! Why have I been called here? What's the big idea?!" he looked around again before Kasuka tried to calm him down "You're on Urbadelphia - The Personality Contest, someone put your profile through and we thought it was worth checking" Seifer frowned "Who put my profile through?!" he demanded "Someone called... Sedalb Fo Kcaj... God knows what that means..." Seifer nodded in agreement "Must be some impossible to crack, super secret codename, anyways, what does it say about me?" Kasuka took a breath "My name is Seifer. I cried at Toy Story 3 as well as whenever I see rainbows or baby kittens, they're just so cute and I hate the fact I can't hug them all. Jack of blades, no wait, Sedalb Fo Kcaj is my superior in every way. I also still have a unicorn teddy called Mr Schnookums" Seifer stood up and growled "That's all lies! Especially the unicorn part! I gave up Mr Schnookums three days ago! Whoever this Sedalb guy is? I'm gonna' destroy him!"
*Crackling Static*
"Well everyone, here he is! Contestant number five! Seifer!" Seifer sat on his chair next to Jack and leaned in close to his enemy "Hey listen" he said "I know we're supposed to be fulfilling the site stereotype and be trying to kill each other, but there's this guy called Sedalb Fo Kcaj and he's been spreading slander about me, and I want your help taking him down!" Jack roared in laughter "My... You are an idiot..." he muttered as Kasuka continued. “Well, we’re onto our final contestant, contestant number six guys, a nice enough fellow called Hei!” The camera panned up to the screen, showing the black haired Hei.
*Crackling Static*
Hei was sat down opposite the camera with a bland expression on his face “Hey there Hei!” Kasuka said, but Hei simply did not respond whilst Kasuka laughed at his own word play “So… um… Let’s get down to the application shall we?” Once again, Hei didn’t respond. He just sat there with a bland expression, looking across at Kasuka. The young actor was clearly growing frustrated “So that’s the personality you think is going to win it? The ‘strong and silent type’? Hei’s response was to simply pull out a white mask, place it over his face, and then walk from the room. The sound of Kasuka simply face palming could be heard off camera.
*Crackling Static*
Hei was sat on the other side of Seifer, who was still trying to bring Jack on board for taking down Sedalb, still wearing his mask and still not speaking. Kasuka gritted his teeth, debating whether or not he’d have to kill himself if Jack or Hei won. Probably not. “Well folks!” he said, pulling a smile “There you have it! Our six finalists! Now it’s down to you, the people of Urbadelphia to decide who you think is the best personality in the city! The only rules are that if you’re a crazy schizophrenic who’ has more than one character, then please, only vote with one of your mentalities. Preferably the sanest! Good night folks! We’ll award the prize to the winner next week!”
*Crackling Static as TV turns off*
