Post by Kenji Setou on Sept 2, 2012 21:30:54 GMT -5
Man......I tell ya. Best thing I ever did was make a home out here.....7 O' clock in the morning, No people, quiet, no threat of impending feminist's, and laying in a cool bed...So absolutely perfect....Welp, That's enough of that! Now to my daily schedule.
"Lets see what's on today's list of things to do.... Whoa....Nothing? I swear I had a packed schedule today. Yo, Drac! Did I clear off my schedule today or something?"
A yell can be heard from the another room. "Nope! We finished everything we had to do yesterday dummy! You did a weeks worth of work in four days without sleep. Dracula told you that you would crash but noooobody listens to Dracula. We have the day off today."
"Sorry Man. You know how I am about deadlines."
Well....I suppose all that's left is to relax then.....well, first thing is first. Breakfast, teeth brushing, and training. I go to the kitchen and break a few eggs. After of bit of beating, I throw in a bit of salt and pepper and throw it in the frying pan. Eggs done, next is sausage and toast I guess....In a few minutes breakfast is done. Nothing fancy but it works. I leave some over for Dracula in case he gets the urge to eat. Brushing teeth I guess. I don't know why but I feel strangely happy and less paranoid today....it's a really good change from the norm....Well.....I actually feel like singing....just like mom used to for me.....
All of a sudden I begin to break out in song while brushing my teeth.
Yes they're all so perfect
so white and pearly
Brush Gargle Rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth so awesome
just like my favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
so they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
and they all love me
Why should I talk to you
when I got 32
My shiny teeth and me-
When I finally snap back into it, I see Dracula staring right at me.
"....Um.....This isn't what it looks like...." O///O
"Dracula......will never understand you......Dracula ain't even sure if he WANT to understand you Kenji. But...this is going on the internet."
He walks away without another word as I stand there dumbstruck. "..........Never....again will that happen......."
Welp, next is Training I guess.... I spend the next two hours lifting weights and doing target practice with various weapons and my own powers.
Okay....that's it for my Morning duties. Now just a few chores. In another 3 hours, I have completely dusted, swept, mopped, cleaned all 6 bathrooms, Done maintenance on my weapons and my computer, Paid any bills I had, and checked my stocks.....Perfect. Absolutely perfect. I look at the time and it's only 12 in the afternoon....I take an hour shower and think to myself.
"Wow....it's still pretty early....what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day..."
((Welp....there goes his mornings))
"Lets see what's on today's list of things to do.... Whoa....Nothing? I swear I had a packed schedule today. Yo, Drac! Did I clear off my schedule today or something?"
A yell can be heard from the another room. "Nope! We finished everything we had to do yesterday dummy! You did a weeks worth of work in four days without sleep. Dracula told you that you would crash but noooobody listens to Dracula. We have the day off today."
"Sorry Man. You know how I am about deadlines."
Well....I suppose all that's left is to relax then.....well, first thing is first. Breakfast, teeth brushing, and training. I go to the kitchen and break a few eggs. After of bit of beating, I throw in a bit of salt and pepper and throw it in the frying pan. Eggs done, next is sausage and toast I guess....In a few minutes breakfast is done. Nothing fancy but it works. I leave some over for Dracula in case he gets the urge to eat. Brushing teeth I guess. I don't know why but I feel strangely happy and less paranoid today....it's a really good change from the norm....Well.....I actually feel like singing....just like mom used to for me.....
All of a sudden I begin to break out in song while brushing my teeth.
Yes they're all so perfect
so white and pearly
Brush Gargle Rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth so awesome
just like my favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss them
so they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
and they all love me
Why should I talk to you
when I got 32
My shiny teeth and me-
When I finally snap back into it, I see Dracula staring right at me.
"....Um.....This isn't what it looks like...." O///O
"Dracula......will never understand you......Dracula ain't even sure if he WANT to understand you Kenji. But...this is going on the internet."
He walks away without another word as I stand there dumbstruck. "..........Never....again will that happen......."
Welp, next is Training I guess.... I spend the next two hours lifting weights and doing target practice with various weapons and my own powers.
Okay....that's it for my Morning duties. Now just a few chores. In another 3 hours, I have completely dusted, swept, mopped, cleaned all 6 bathrooms, Done maintenance on my weapons and my computer, Paid any bills I had, and checked my stocks.....Perfect. Absolutely perfect. I look at the time and it's only 12 in the afternoon....I take an hour shower and think to myself.
"Wow....it's still pretty early....what am I supposed to do for the rest of the day..."
((Welp....there goes his mornings))