Post by Shizuo Heiwajima on Jan 8, 2013 19:54:39 GMT -5
You've all wanted this. DON'T DENY IT. I ACCEPT NO DENIAL.
Hey; guess where I got really tired and started writing one-line scenes?! =.=
"Okay, alright. Is it on? It better be on, man! Come on! These things cost money you know? I swear if you've broken it I'll fuc-"
"It's running!"
"Hello, Urbadelphia! It's me, Kasuka Heiwajima back for another episode of 'A Day in Urbadelphia!' As if on cue, the words faded into view over Kasuka's face before fading out again. "We're back in your favourite crazy city to hear more about its amazing inhabitants!" He grins broadly as he motions for the camera to follow him before jogging off down the street.
"Let's go!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood with a broad grin in front of what appears to be an excitable young man with spikey blonde hair and a huge grin. He looks fit to burst.
"So, Roxas!" Kasuka starts. "Tell us, how do you find Urbadelphia?" At first, Roxas just makes some kind of strangled noise of excitement before bursting into a rant.
"ARGHHH! It's amazing! And awesome! There's so much to do, so much to see! Have you been to Veil?! It's awesome! You should go! Awww man, my roommate's the bartender and he's a cool dude! Ooh! Cool dudes! There's so many awesome people like Lea and Shizuo, and Neku, and- and- and... Well those names come to mind! Then there's the girls as well, I swear they're all really pretty! Except one! One's absolutely drop dead gorgeous and she's... She's called... She's called Jazz..." His posture stoops, his voice lowering to a morose groan. "And she's my..." He snuffles, a long intake of breath which forces him to lean his head back before it drops forwards again. He continues. "She's my..." His voice rises up into a high-pitched squeal. "Friend..." With that, he breaks down, bursting into tears before burying himself into Kasuka's shoulder, sobbing loudly whilst the presenter stared deadpan at the camera.
'Turn it off.' He mouths.
Crackling static...
The camera pans down a street to reveal two figures facing each other in a Mexican stand-off. It zooms in on each 'combatant'. One is Izaya in his fur lined coat, the other (also wearing a longer, fur lined coat) wears a mask covering his face, showing only spikey black/blue hair. The camera pans back to Kasuka who shrugs. A voice suddenly breaches the silence.
"Iza-kun, Iza-kun! He's our man! If he can't do it, no-one can!"
Two girls, both blonde with pigtails, are jumping up and down behind Izaya, punching at the air. His masked opponent suddenly cries out.
"OIIII! Utau! We decided on this, remember?! You're my sister so you're on my side! Graaar!"
One of the two girls giggles and covers her mouth.
"Oops..." She lowers her hand before shouting back. "SORRY MENMA!" She starts the trek over to the opposite side.
Crackling static...
The camera opens on Kasuka stood with another girl, this one looking somewhat saner than the last pair. Regular viewers recognise her as Namine...
"Hello again! Namine, isn't it..?" Kasuka says with a smile. The blonde's eyes widen to an impressive size as her jaw drops in admiration. She limply reaches out to Kasuka.
"Y-you... Remembered my name..." Kasuka gives a heavy laugh.
"Of course! I remember the names of all my interviewees!" He winks at the camera.
"You remembered my name..."
Kasuka smiles awkwardly with a nod.
"Aha... Yup! So... What's is like living in urba-" A sudden voice screaming off camera catches the presenter off guard.
"DON'T WORRY, PAL! I'LL SAVE YOU~!"
A brown-haired, glasses wearing young man, wrapped in a scarf, tackles Kasuka to the floor, away from Namine. He holds one hand up to her, screaming in her direction.
"Back, wench! I won't let you touch this fine man!" Kasuka, who is laid below his other hand, is crying out.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!" But Kenji shushes him as if this kind of thing was normal.
"Shh, shh. Hey man, be cool. I'm doing you a favour. Don't worry, I'm not trying to romance you, pffth! Why would a guy want to romance me?! They'd probably die of heart failure or something before they have the chance!"
The camera pans from Kenji, down to a confused Kasuka, before back up to Kenji who is smiling broadly. A voice growls out behind him, however.
"How dare you... Interrupt... My time... With Kasuka... Heiwajima..." The camera looks up to a now black haired Namine, who is clenching her fists in rage. Kenji's face pales.
"The feminists are here!" He cries. "Save yourselves!"
With that, he picks himself up and flees, with a very angry, former blonde in tow. The camera pans down to Kasuka, who simply passed out.
Crackling static...
Three figures are sat on a park bench; Kasuka in the middle, a brown haired boy called Elias on his right and a taller, black haired man called Haku on his left. Atop his head sits a white lizard, a bit bigger than a cat. Kasuka looks stony-faced, his actors facade fading at the idea of having a lizard on his head.
"H-here we have Elias... And um... Haku. As well as... How do you pronounce it..?" Elias spoke up.
"Nydeired!" He says proudly, beaming at the lizard who simply responded with a 'Meep!'
"A-and... What species is she?" Kasuka asks as he grunted in frustration whilst the dragon repositions. Elias looks lost.
"Well, um... She's a..."
"Dragon." Haku says bluntly. Kasuka looks at him with narrowed eyes and a sour face, whilst Elias looks distraught. When Kasuka turned back to the younger of the two, he stuttered out an explanation.
"Ah! Um... Well, y'see... She is a... Um. She's a-a K-Komodo Dragon! Yeah! A b-baby one..?" Kasuka raised an eyebrow.
"Are they even legal..?" Elias' eyes widen further, his mouth a D of fear before he answers.
"Yyyyeeeeeeeeesss..?"
Kasuka looks back to the camera. A parping noise sounds out.
'MEEP!'
Kasuka's eye twitches.
Crackling static...
A blonde, spikey-haired man is stood outside a building, down a side alley. His tongue's stuck out in focus as he writes a large seal onto the wall, he doesn't even see the camera and Kasuka approaching.
"Excuse me! Can I have a word?"
The man looks at Kasuka, then the camera. His eyes widen in fear before he disappears in a bright yellow flash.
"What... Even..?"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood talking to the red haired Lea, neither seems to notice the camera.
"No, I'm serious, Lea. All I do is say 'The name's Kasuka Heiwajima' and they're all over me. It's more of a curse than a blessing..." The redhead nods thoughtfully.
"Man, I wish that worked on Aya..."
"Hey! It would if you actually were Kasuka Heiwajima! You've just got to be you... Relax, she'll come around!"
"Aww man... I hope so..."
The camera man sniggers. Both men turn to face him and shout in unison.
"Hey! Turn that off!"
Crackling static...
Namine (blonde again) is holding Kasuka in a bear-hug on the floor after tackling him down. He's shouting and screaming.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
A sigh from behind the camera, as Kasuka steps in front of it and clears his throat. He is stood in an alleyway.
"Alright... Take a billion and thirty two... We're here stalking rumours of a masked vigilante who attacks mythical beasts who threaten the peace! So far... We've had no luck!"
As if on cue, a figure bursts through the wall on Kasuka's left, and then through the one on his right. The figure steps back through the hole they made, they're wearing black Motocross gear minus a helmet, a balaclava masking their face.
"You fight pretty shit for a demon."
He steps through the original hole, before a brief scuffle and he reappears, dragging a raven-haired boy face down through both holes, by a tail. He's screaming obscenities at his attacker.
As the volume drops as they leave, Kasuka just stares hard at the camera.
Crackling static...
Namine and Jazz are both holding Kasuka down in a hug.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
"IZAAAAAYAAAAAAAAA!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood with a blue-haired youth, clearly relieved that he's not...
A) Assaulting anyone or anything
B) Squeezing him to death
"Say..." The kid mutters, narrowing his eyes at Kasuka. "Weren't you at that 'family dinner' thing..?" Kasuka smiles at the camera.
"It depends! Was the family the 'Heiwajima family'? Because if so, yes, for I am... Kasuka Heiwajima, my cousin is Shi-"
"Shizuo Heiwajima, yeah... He's dating my mom... Say... Is he gonna' pop the question anytime soon? He's taking long enough..."
The kid crosses his arms as Kasuka turns his head with an almost audible creak to look at him, wide-eyed.
Crackling static...
Namine, Jazz and now Utau are all hugging Kasuka.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is sat on the floor outside Veil looking exhausted. He sneers at the camera.
"Come on, man! Turn it off!"
Crackling static...
The masked vigilante and the raven-haired boy are at it again, this time outside Veil, right in front of a terrified looking Kasuka.
The boy chokeslams the vigilante onto the pavement, cracking it, but he rolls up effortlessly and propels himself at insane speeds and tackles him offshot. Kasuka whimpers.
"I think I need to pee..."
Crackling static...
Kasuka is laid on the floor, covered in girls hugging him. We can barely see his face.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
Shizuo and Aqua are stood outside his apartment, his left hand grasps her right and his own right grasps a cigarette.
"But really!" He grumbles. "I have to go! I swear I've heard Kasuka shouting for me for hours... I love you..." Aqua blushes.
"I love you more!"
"Pffth, no, I love you more!"
"We've been over this four hundred and ninety three times, Shizuo! I love you more!"
"Nuh-uh. Kasuka can wait. I love you more."
"You."
The camera pans to the left to reveal Kasuka, clothes ripped, covered in lipstick marks and love bites.
"Where have you been..?"
The camera pans back to Shizuo for a response. He shrugs.
"Me and Aqua have been debating who loves the other more, for..." He looks at his watch. "One hour and twelve minutes."
Kasuka's eye twitches.
Crackling static...
Kasuka looks beaten and bruised on the outskirts of town, but has a huge smile painted across his face.
"Finally... We're done... This has been... Kasuka Heiwajima in... A Day in Urbadelphia..."
He collapses to the floor.
Screen cuts to black...
Hey; guess where I got really tired and started writing one-line scenes?! =.=
"Okay, alright. Is it on? It better be on, man! Come on! These things cost money you know? I swear if you've broken it I'll fuc-"
"It's running!"
"Hello, Urbadelphia! It's me, Kasuka Heiwajima back for another episode of 'A Day in Urbadelphia!' As if on cue, the words faded into view over Kasuka's face before fading out again. "We're back in your favourite crazy city to hear more about its amazing inhabitants!" He grins broadly as he motions for the camera to follow him before jogging off down the street.
"Let's go!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood with a broad grin in front of what appears to be an excitable young man with spikey blonde hair and a huge grin. He looks fit to burst.
"So, Roxas!" Kasuka starts. "Tell us, how do you find Urbadelphia?" At first, Roxas just makes some kind of strangled noise of excitement before bursting into a rant.
"ARGHHH! It's amazing! And awesome! There's so much to do, so much to see! Have you been to Veil?! It's awesome! You should go! Awww man, my roommate's the bartender and he's a cool dude! Ooh! Cool dudes! There's so many awesome people like Lea and Shizuo, and Neku, and- and- and... Well those names come to mind! Then there's the girls as well, I swear they're all really pretty! Except one! One's absolutely drop dead gorgeous and she's... She's called... She's called Jazz..." His posture stoops, his voice lowering to a morose groan. "And she's my..." He snuffles, a long intake of breath which forces him to lean his head back before it drops forwards again. He continues. "She's my..." His voice rises up into a high-pitched squeal. "Friend..." With that, he breaks down, bursting into tears before burying himself into Kasuka's shoulder, sobbing loudly whilst the presenter stared deadpan at the camera.
'Turn it off.' He mouths.
Crackling static...
The camera pans down a street to reveal two figures facing each other in a Mexican stand-off. It zooms in on each 'combatant'. One is Izaya in his fur lined coat, the other (also wearing a longer, fur lined coat) wears a mask covering his face, showing only spikey black/blue hair. The camera pans back to Kasuka who shrugs. A voice suddenly breaches the silence.
"Iza-kun, Iza-kun! He's our man! If he can't do it, no-one can!"
Two girls, both blonde with pigtails, are jumping up and down behind Izaya, punching at the air. His masked opponent suddenly cries out.
"OIIII! Utau! We decided on this, remember?! You're my sister so you're on my side! Graaar!"
One of the two girls giggles and covers her mouth.
"Oops..." She lowers her hand before shouting back. "SORRY MENMA!" She starts the trek over to the opposite side.
Crackling static...
The camera opens on Kasuka stood with another girl, this one looking somewhat saner than the last pair. Regular viewers recognise her as Namine...
"Hello again! Namine, isn't it..?" Kasuka says with a smile. The blonde's eyes widen to an impressive size as her jaw drops in admiration. She limply reaches out to Kasuka.
"Y-you... Remembered my name..." Kasuka gives a heavy laugh.
"Of course! I remember the names of all my interviewees!" He winks at the camera.
"You remembered my name..."
Kasuka smiles awkwardly with a nod.
"Aha... Yup! So... What's is like living in urba-" A sudden voice screaming off camera catches the presenter off guard.
"DON'T WORRY, PAL! I'LL SAVE YOU~!"
A brown-haired, glasses wearing young man, wrapped in a scarf, tackles Kasuka to the floor, away from Namine. He holds one hand up to her, screaming in her direction.
"Back, wench! I won't let you touch this fine man!" Kasuka, who is laid below his other hand, is crying out.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!" But Kenji shushes him as if this kind of thing was normal.
"Shh, shh. Hey man, be cool. I'm doing you a favour. Don't worry, I'm not trying to romance you, pffth! Why would a guy want to romance me?! They'd probably die of heart failure or something before they have the chance!"
The camera pans from Kenji, down to a confused Kasuka, before back up to Kenji who is smiling broadly. A voice growls out behind him, however.
"How dare you... Interrupt... My time... With Kasuka... Heiwajima..." The camera looks up to a now black haired Namine, who is clenching her fists in rage. Kenji's face pales.
"The feminists are here!" He cries. "Save yourselves!"
With that, he picks himself up and flees, with a very angry, former blonde in tow. The camera pans down to Kasuka, who simply passed out.
Crackling static...
Three figures are sat on a park bench; Kasuka in the middle, a brown haired boy called Elias on his right and a taller, black haired man called Haku on his left. Atop his head sits a white lizard, a bit bigger than a cat. Kasuka looks stony-faced, his actors facade fading at the idea of having a lizard on his head.
"H-here we have Elias... And um... Haku. As well as... How do you pronounce it..?" Elias spoke up.
"Nydeired!" He says proudly, beaming at the lizard who simply responded with a 'Meep!'
"A-and... What species is she?" Kasuka asks as he grunted in frustration whilst the dragon repositions. Elias looks lost.
"Well, um... She's a..."
"Dragon." Haku says bluntly. Kasuka looks at him with narrowed eyes and a sour face, whilst Elias looks distraught. When Kasuka turned back to the younger of the two, he stuttered out an explanation.
"Ah! Um... Well, y'see... She is a... Um. She's a-a K-Komodo Dragon! Yeah! A b-baby one..?" Kasuka raised an eyebrow.
"Are they even legal..?" Elias' eyes widen further, his mouth a D of fear before he answers.
"Yyyyeeeeeeeeesss..?"
Kasuka looks back to the camera. A parping noise sounds out.
'MEEP!'
Kasuka's eye twitches.
Crackling static...
A blonde, spikey-haired man is stood outside a building, down a side alley. His tongue's stuck out in focus as he writes a large seal onto the wall, he doesn't even see the camera and Kasuka approaching.
"Excuse me! Can I have a word?"
The man looks at Kasuka, then the camera. His eyes widen in fear before he disappears in a bright yellow flash.
"What... Even..?"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood talking to the red haired Lea, neither seems to notice the camera.
"No, I'm serious, Lea. All I do is say 'The name's Kasuka Heiwajima' and they're all over me. It's more of a curse than a blessing..." The redhead nods thoughtfully.
"Man, I wish that worked on Aya..."
"Hey! It would if you actually were Kasuka Heiwajima! You've just got to be you... Relax, she'll come around!"
"Aww man... I hope so..."
The camera man sniggers. Both men turn to face him and shout in unison.
"Hey! Turn that off!"
Crackling static...
Namine (blonde again) is holding Kasuka in a bear-hug on the floor after tackling him down. He's shouting and screaming.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
A sigh from behind the camera, as Kasuka steps in front of it and clears his throat. He is stood in an alleyway.
"Alright... Take a billion and thirty two... We're here stalking rumours of a masked vigilante who attacks mythical beasts who threaten the peace! So far... We've had no luck!"
As if on cue, a figure bursts through the wall on Kasuka's left, and then through the one on his right. The figure steps back through the hole they made, they're wearing black Motocross gear minus a helmet, a balaclava masking their face.
"You fight pretty shit for a demon."
He steps through the original hole, before a brief scuffle and he reappears, dragging a raven-haired boy face down through both holes, by a tail. He's screaming obscenities at his attacker.
As the volume drops as they leave, Kasuka just stares hard at the camera.
Crackling static...
Namine and Jazz are both holding Kasuka down in a hug.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
"IZAAAAAYAAAAAAAAA!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is stood with a blue-haired youth, clearly relieved that he's not...
A) Assaulting anyone or anything
B) Squeezing him to death
"Say..." The kid mutters, narrowing his eyes at Kasuka. "Weren't you at that 'family dinner' thing..?" Kasuka smiles at the camera.
"It depends! Was the family the 'Heiwajima family'? Because if so, yes, for I am... Kasuka Heiwajima, my cousin is Shi-"
"Shizuo Heiwajima, yeah... He's dating my mom... Say... Is he gonna' pop the question anytime soon? He's taking long enough..."
The kid crosses his arms as Kasuka turns his head with an almost audible creak to look at him, wide-eyed.
Crackling static...
Namine, Jazz and now Utau are all hugging Kasuka.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
Kasuka is sat on the floor outside Veil looking exhausted. He sneers at the camera.
"Come on, man! Turn it off!"
Crackling static...
The masked vigilante and the raven-haired boy are at it again, this time outside Veil, right in front of a terrified looking Kasuka.
The boy chokeslams the vigilante onto the pavement, cracking it, but he rolls up effortlessly and propels himself at insane speeds and tackles him offshot. Kasuka whimpers.
"I think I need to pee..."
Crackling static...
Kasuka is laid on the floor, covered in girls hugging him. We can barely see his face.
"HELP! ASSAULT! SHIZUO! ANYONE! HELP!"
Crackling static...
Shizuo and Aqua are stood outside his apartment, his left hand grasps her right and his own right grasps a cigarette.
"But really!" He grumbles. "I have to go! I swear I've heard Kasuka shouting for me for hours... I love you..." Aqua blushes.
"I love you more!"
"Pffth, no, I love you more!"
"We've been over this four hundred and ninety three times, Shizuo! I love you more!"
"Nuh-uh. Kasuka can wait. I love you more."
"You."
The camera pans to the left to reveal Kasuka, clothes ripped, covered in lipstick marks and love bites.
"Where have you been..?"
The camera pans back to Shizuo for a response. He shrugs.
"Me and Aqua have been debating who loves the other more, for..." He looks at his watch. "One hour and twelve minutes."
Kasuka's eye twitches.
Crackling static...
Kasuka looks beaten and bruised on the outskirts of town, but has a huge smile painted across his face.
"Finally... We're done... This has been... Kasuka Heiwajima in... A Day in Urbadelphia..."
He collapses to the floor.
Screen cuts to black...
